LOVE

I guess I love you? You farted last night and woke me up and i did not leave. I guess I love you because why would i turn down all that green grass. I saw it it was full and plush. I could roll in it for hours, and it would not mind. The hills where large and the valley was narrow. So if this is not love please let me know because I have my lawnmower out and I'm getting ready to go cut some grass. Get back at me about this. peace.